Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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