I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
