Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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