why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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