I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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