if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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