You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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