hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Come share oat with me in your robe
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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