Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if only i could text you this smell
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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