Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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