Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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