Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
