Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
