Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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