so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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