I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize