SEEEEXXX PLEASE
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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