he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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