so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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