Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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