3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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