Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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