We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
