What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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