South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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