Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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