but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
