i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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