his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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