she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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