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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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