let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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