And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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