Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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