Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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