So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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