if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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