I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I stole a fireplace last night.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
