I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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