i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I don't deserve a penis
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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