woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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