I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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