Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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