Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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