I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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