it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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