break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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