You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
kristin has been a bad kristin
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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