my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
