I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
