just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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