yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
