Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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