Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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