Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you traded sex for a burrito?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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